Busy times... you know the drill, parents evenings, sports days, school trips, dentists, illness, yawn...
Adam: Mum? Are girls the same as boys?
Me: Yes. Well... *thinks - this is going to lead to nether region discussion* ... we all have two eyes, ears, a heart, legs, arms
Adam: But girls have had their winkles chopped off?
Me: Not chopped off... we just didn't... grow them... (GROW THEM?)
Adam: Yeah, you have the volcanoes instead.
Adam: Yes. Girls twinkles look like volcanoes. Upside down.
I could go many places with this 'volcano' analogy. But I won't. Because it's filth. And this is a family blog. When I'm sober. And his sister now needs to stop wandering around in the nude.
Mr G went to the dentist on Wednesday to be told, at the age of 51, that he has an overbite, and he was measured for a mouthguard. I laughed.
Mr G: I have to wear it for a couple of hours each day.
Me: Will it shut you up?
Mr G: If it does, I'm getting you measured for one.
I asked for that.